<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2008</copyright><pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 10:05:15 GMT</pubDate><lastBuildDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 10:05:15 GMT</lastBuildDate><ttl>60</ttl><itunes:subtitle>Funny Pics, Hot Chick &amp; Cool Flicks</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>BREAK.com Staff</itunes:author><itunes:summary>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</itunes:summary><itunes:image href="http://media1.break.com/static/break/images/itunes.jpg" /><itunes:keywords>crash, car, break, funny pictures, games, movies, funny jokes, girls, babes, video, clips, fun, pranks, stunts</itunes:keywords><itunes:category text="TV &amp; Film"><itunes:category text="Entertainment" /></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Comedy" /><itunes:category text="International"><itunes:category text="Dutch" /><itunes:category text="German" /></itunes:category><item><title>Funny and Painful Wakeboard Crashes</title><link>http://view.break.com/586710</link><description>For a nice weekend treat, here are a bunch of hilarious and stupid wakeboard wipeouts and flops. Enjoy!</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=duCz3IpPESSZcLLK76q71w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 20:50:59 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/lots-of-painful-and-funny-wakeboard-crashes_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://view.break.com/586710</guid></item><item><title>KO by Super Quick Sucker Punch</title><link>http://view.break.com/586700</link><description>One kid pays for waking up a napping classmate. The cranky dude gets up and decides to put the bully to sleep for a bit.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=PVXIlrjH2wXTtVEnNxARNA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 20:34:52 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/super-quick-sucker-punch-causes-ko_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://view.break.com/586700</guid></item><item><title>Angry Guy Tosses Fridge Out Window</title><link>http://view.break.com/586387</link><description>He saved the movers a lot of time by pushing his fridge out the window, letting it sail five stories before it smashes into the ground next to their truck.
</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=SQibZ5XIV9pVMn5jmOGFdw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:17:28 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/angry-guy-tosses-fridge-out-of-window_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://view.break.com/586387</guid></item><item><title>Hilariously Bad Parasailing Accident</title><link>http://view.break.com/586371</link><description>A fat lady doesn't run fast enough when the boat starts, and she slams her face into the ground before being lifted up into the air.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=8X96LvzKG%2fO9ISL%2fK4xagg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 23:38:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/parasail-newbie-slammed-and-flown-upside-down1_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://view.break.com/586371</guid></item><item><title>Clumsy Best Man Ruins Wedding</title><link>http://view.break.com/586182</link><description>Is it possible to go from 'best man' to 'guy we'll never talk to again because you destroyed my special day' in 10 seconds? Ask this guy.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=q4Wja4gr%2fMD4WNfZhGg9fg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 19:56:04 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/clumsy-best-man-knocks-bride-into-pool_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://view.break.com/586182</guid></item><item><title>Painful 30 ft. Back Flop in Pool</title><link>http://view.break.com/586179</link><description>A high degree of difficulty hurts this kid, literally. He flips backward of a rope and slams the water directly on his back.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=W%2bawnFm976GDTFfVksK%2foA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 19:44:37 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/painful-landing-in-pool-from-failed-30-ft-backflip_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://view.break.com/586179</guid></item><item><title>Little Kid on Bike Rides Into Pole</title><link>http://view.break.com/586095</link><description>This funny kid hasn't quite learned the concept of brakes yet. He yells out stop, but slams into a telephone pole. He was fine afterward, though.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=1hUOldyn0CCh1MwaQCK4Ww%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 17:09:04 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/little-kid-on-bike-rides-into-pole_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://view.break.com/586095</guid></item><item><title>Guy Falls Through Florescent Bulbs with Crotch</title><link>http://view.break.com/586093</link><description>Another amateur daredevil crashes through some florescent bulbs. To be creative, he jumps off a roof and smashes them between his legs.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=Jfk80JFyVBbyG2ICvIPhMw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 17:03:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/guy-falls-through-florescent-bulbs-with-crotch_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://view.break.com/586093</guid></item><item><title>Unicycle Moron Crashes Hard on Deck</title><link>http://view.break.com/585773</link><description>As if riding a unicycle wasn't embarrassing enough, this idiot screams out before he faceplants onto a short deck.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=Q0M%2fkhNrhtI%2bHqZqCdL5Rg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 01:17:53 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/unicycle-moron-crashes-hard-onto-deck_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://view.break.com/585773</guid></item><item><title>Very Fat Kid Gets Flour-Smacked and Hosed</title><link>http://view.break.com/585772</link><description>A perfect example of antiquing, these dudes throw flour in their extra large friend's face and spray him with his own garden hose.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=PYexuL0CZ0J1jnRm7rJxJQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 01:13:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/very-fat-kid-gets-flour-facial-and-the-hose_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://view.break.com/585772</guid></item><item><title>MMA Chick Suffers Vicious Front Kick KO</title><link>http://view.break.com/585566</link><description>The girl in black stays tough for a minute, until she gets a strong right kick to the head.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=zqPdXEQynysgzQLyN88GqA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 19:53:14 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/mma-chick-suffers-vicious-front-kick-ko_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://view.break.com/585566</guid></item><item><title>Crazy Wrestling Coach Beats Down Fighter</title><link>http://view.break.com/585564</link><description>This japanese wrestling coach goes insane. He punches, kicks, and hits his own fighter over the head with a chair. </description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=l%2fd6R35iuSEGpK9Vl5PA2w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 19:46:05 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/crazy-wrestling-coach-beats-down-own-fighter_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://view.break.com/585564</guid></item><item><title>Exclusive Transporter 3 Trailer</title><link>http://view.break.com/585437</link><description>Jason Statham returns as Frank Martin, the ex-Special Forces operative who specializes in high-risk deliveries. Transporter is in theaters November 26th 2008!</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=krpsHfXKKAMi6ILL5%2b%2flMQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:13:23 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/transporter-3-trailer1_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://view.break.com/585437</guid></item><item><title>Massive 360 Degree Swing</title><link>http://view.break.com/585285</link><description>I sat here watching this video actually rooting for the guy to actually complete the 360 degree loop.  </description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=kaqmUqx%2fDn5o8ORsYjGepw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 10:54:11 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/massive-360-degree-swing_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://view.break.com/585285</guid></item><item><title>Chick Fails At Trying To Skip Toll</title><link>http://view.break.com/585284</link><description>This chick tries to follow the car in front of her close enough so she can get through a toll without paying but fails at saving the 50 cents and ends up with hundreds of dollars in damage.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=nvzeB2YCGBLnfRKa1KUQ5A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 10:52:50 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/chick-fails-at-blowing-toll584984__1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://view.break.com/585284</guid></item><item><title>Guy Suffers Brutal Nutshot for Tickets</title><link>http://view.break.com/585177</link><description>A hot chick offers this guy White Sox tickets for a swift kick to the groin. He must love the Sox.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=AW%2b56CB1SUXknOMhALlJlg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:45:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/guy-suffers-brutal-nutshot-for-tickets_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://view.break.com/585177</guid></item><item><title>Scary Truck Rollover Destroys Small Car</title><link>http://view.break.com/585176</link><description>A stupid truck driver runs a red light, starts to rollover, and crushes a sedan in the intersection.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=kIob1ozhMcLtaD4ZRl7uDA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:43:52 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/scary-truck-rollover-destroys-small-car_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://view.break.com/585176</guid></item><item><title>College Kid Painfully Dives Onto Garbage Bin</title><link>http://view.break.com/585009</link><description>Our first &lt;a href='http://info.break.com/static/live/v1/pages/college-rep/college_upload.html'&gt; college contest &lt;/a&gt; winner gets $800 for this brutal dive onto a garbage bin in the snow. With his dedication, you could win next.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=qYtabyfe0Rbf98oHKLnY%2fw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 19:33:46 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/college-kid-painfully-breaks-rib-on-garbage-bin_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://view.break.com/585009</guid></item><item><title>Hilarious Astronaut Pranks Old Golfers</title><link>http://view.break.com/584997</link><description>Some joker decides it would be funny to strap on moon boots and jump through these old guys' golf game until they want to beat him with their clubs.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=ailHvsTgsFCVEpHrMmNm%2fA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 19:24:22 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/hilarious-astronaut-pranks-old-guys-playing-golf_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://view.break.com/584997</guid></item><item><title>How To Get Jail Time For A Speeding Ticket</title><link>http://view.break.com/584896</link><description>This guy is pissed off that a cop is giving him a speeding ticket.  After arguing with the cop for a minute he decides to turn his little problem into a much bigger problem.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=3w80PLiccB%2b7oZn746OcRA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:13:52 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/how-to-turn-a-speeding-ticket-into-jail-time_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://view.break.com/584896</guid></item><item><title>Father Punches Female Customer At McDonalds</title><link>http://view.break.com/584894</link><description>This is a disturbing video for two reasons.  Not only does this guy throw a cheapshot to a woman in front of his kids but nobody in the restaurant even reacts to help her.  What is wrong with people?  </description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=WHXvzL6SPMFrgSiPvsK1jA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:02:49 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/dude-punches-customer-at-mcdonalds_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://view.break.com/584894</guid></item><item><title>Chick Gets Smoked At Dodge Ball</title><link>http://view.break.com/584729</link><description>This chick tries to block a ball flying straight for her face but is too late and gets knocked out.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=%2bDPXFrDyE2sPbhDKaw1LBg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:46:17 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/chick-gets-smoked-at-dodge-ball_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://view.break.com/584729</guid></item><item><title>Idiotic Guy Gets Leg Blasted by Shotgun</title><link>http://view.break.com/584663</link><description>A German version of a redneck holds a bottle for his buddy to shoot, and the shot ends up taking bloody chunks out of his leg. </description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=TcpKwgFYHB7bzLOMoXseeQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:40:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/idiotic-german-guy-gets-leg-blasted-by-shotgun_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://view.break.com/584663</guid></item><item><title>Moron Janitor Falls Off Ladder</title><link>http://view.break.com/584662</link><description>His shaky buddy can't hold the ladder still, and this unlucky janitor slams his back hard onto the floor.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=guh7g191MLiwrc2Or6eEfg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:32:52 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/moron-janitor-falls-off-ladder_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://view.break.com/584662</guid></item><item><title>Kid Jumps From Truck Into Signs</title><link>http://view.break.com/584474</link><description>When hitchhiking, jump out of the car at the first sign of trouble. Don't just leap out of the car at the first group of signs you see.
</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=9OxZBSB%2fzCdLUbeDphHzyw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 19:33:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/kid-jumps-from-truck-into-signs_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://view.break.com/584474</guid></item><item><title>Soccer Fan Falls From Railing</title><link>http://view.break.com/584469</link><description>Falling from the stands is an old futbol tradition. He should hang out with the baseball fan we featured a while ago.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=j43L2OZj%2fJlhpqaAkMSoLQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 19:28:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/soccer-fan-falls-from-railing_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://view.break.com/584469</guid></item><item><title>Rachael Ray Corn Porn</title><link>http://view.break.com/584322</link><description>Rachael Ray is taught the best way to thread the corn.  I'm looking forward to reading some of the comments on this one.  I just hope their not to corny.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=Ox183nbPo5CQT0nW5axMMA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:38:59 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/rachael-ray-corn-porn_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://view.break.com/584322</guid></item><item><title>Mythbuster's Kari Byron's Butt</title><link>http://view.break.com/584312</link><description>Kari Byron volunteered her butt to demonstrate the power of a new molding machine.  Way to take one for the team Kari.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=HQgHqsbWSFpS%2fHu4fIEMSg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 13:22:43 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/mythbusters-kari-byrons-butt_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://view.break.com/584312</guid></item><item><title>Runaway Trolley Car Smashes Into Cars</title><link>http://view.break.com/584232</link><description>A runaway trolley car smashes into a bunch of cars parked on a deserted track in Russia.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=IqeMF7OF436oaYKmpRBZTQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 03:21:23 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/runaway-trolly-car_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://view.break.com/584232</guid></item><item><title>Sitting on a Bucket of Fireworks</title><link>http://view.break.com/584130</link><description>Not only does he sit down on top of a thousand firecrackers and many bottle rockets, he does it with his pants down. Very courageous...and very stupid.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=EX%2fIH6Djiump3uHG6Smyaw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 23:41:41 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/sitting-on-a-bucket-of-fireworks_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://view.break.com/584130</guid></item></channel></rss>