<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2008</copyright><pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 10:05:56 GMT</pubDate><lastBuildDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 10:05:56 GMT</lastBuildDate><ttl>60</ttl><itunes:subtitle>Funny Pics, Hot Chick &amp; Cool Flicks</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>BREAK.com Staff</itunes:author><itunes:summary>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</itunes:summary><itunes:image href="http://media1.break.com/static/break/images/itunes.jpg" /><itunes:keywords>crash, car, break, funny pictures, games, movies, funny jokes, girls, babes, video, clips, fun, pranks, stunts</itunes:keywords><itunes:category text="TV &amp; Film"><itunes:category text="Entertainment" /></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Comedy" /><itunes:category text="International"><itunes:category text="Dutch" /><itunes:category text="German" /></itunes:category><item><title>Jeep Ignores Red Light</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/jeep-ignores-red-light.html</link><description>I bet you $20 this a woman texting while driving.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=kOC0LXpqY1DmXKU%2bKX169Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 23:32:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/jeep-ignores-red-light_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/jeep-ignores-red-light.html</guid></item><item><title>America Rules England Sucks</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/america-rules-england-sucks.html</link><description>Fourth of July is here, a day where we all take a moment to remember that America rules and England sucks. </description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=6xek8CzeWGX0W5guOXSX%2bw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:34:04 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/america-rules-england-sucks_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/america-rules-england-sucks.html</guid></item><item><title>Croatian Woman Beat Up On TV</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/croatian-host-beat-up-on-tv.html</link><description>A Croatian woman goes on TV to condemn gay marriage bit forgets to first check the audience for women with unshaven legs. Big mistake.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=vm0wjk1ttLBoerEgDP2rbQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:24:58 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/croatian-host-beat-up-on-tv_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/croatian-host-beat-up-on-tv.html</guid></item><item><title>OSHA Arrives On Job Site As Wall Caves In</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/osha-shows-up-as-wall-collapses.html</link><description>An OSHA inspector arrives on a job site and tells the foreman that the shoring at the site is not safe and will cave in moments before it actually collapses.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=dfN0inlQqx4KJ6A5k5%2b%2fjw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:10:10 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/osha-shows-up-as-wall-collapses_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/osha-shows-up-as-wall-collapses.html</guid></item><item><title>Hands Free Safe Drivers</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/hands-free-safe-drivers.html</link><description>California is the latest state to require hands free use of cell phones while driving and as this video clearly demonstrates we are all much safer that way.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=gB9k7D1dD4Lc%2fKxAeJP5og%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 00:13:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/hands-free-safe-drivers_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/hands-free-safe-drivers.html</guid></item><item><title>Dumb Woman Vs Parking Toll Machine</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/dumb-woman-vs-parking-toll-machine.html</link><description>Some dumb woman pulls up to one of those parking toll machines, gets her ticket and proceeds to embarrass herself and her entire gender.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=H6osYbPjo%2fcGa7f7FP0O4w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 23:52:23 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/dumb-woman-vs-parking-toll-machine_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/dumb-woman-vs-parking-toll-machine.html</guid></item><item><title>Skate At Your Own Risk</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/skate-at-your-own-risk.html</link><description>First &lt;a href='http://www.break.com/index/erik-estrada-attacked-by-little-person.html'&gt;Eric Estrada&lt;/a&gt; now pro skater Billy Marks? Since rent-a-cops clearly don’t do anything to deter kids from skating in public areas I wonder if this is a new tactic towns are deploying?</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=xXV5HftPCip2rcFwyZuzKg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:26:08 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/skate-at-your-own-risk_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/skate-at-your-own-risk.html</guid></item><item><title>Swingset Breaks Causing Rider To Faceplant</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/swingset-breaks-causing-rider-to-faceplant.html</link><description>A cameraman films some random people at the park riding a swing and then coincidentally catches the rider face-planting.  I think it's a pretty safe bet that our cameraman rigged the swingset.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=3mpswxRiYBdTE8ejBNb6Uw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:51:14 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/swingset-breaks-causing-rider-to-faceplant_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/swingset-breaks-causing-rider-to-faceplant.html</guid></item><item><title>Backdraft Levels Two Story Building</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/backdraft-levels-two-story-building.html</link><description>Over this weekend firefighters attempted to extinguish a fire that caught in a two story building until a powerful backdraft explosion completely leveled the entire structure.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=xn25IJBUczwbERlj4DAS1A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:23:26 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/backdraft-levels-two-story-building_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/backdraft-levels-two-story-building.html</guid></item><item><title>Chick Tells Boyfriend Game Over</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/chick-tells-boyfriend-game-over.html</link><description>This chick is fed up with her gamer boyfriend playing too much Call of Duty so she sneaks up on the TV and smashes it with a baseball bat.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=R75o2%2fAl0Uvd%2fP6VDcImsA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:58:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/chick-tells-boyfriend-game-over_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/chick-tells-boyfriend-game-over.html</guid></item><item><title>Dude Breaks 8 Chopsticks With A Dollar</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/dude-breaks-8-chopsticks-with-a-dollar.html</link><description>A Chinese martial art master breaks eight chopsticks in half using a dollar bill.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=s%2baCRYxWOEkwghNMB3eqiA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:53:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/dude-breaks-8-chopsticks-with-a-dollar_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/dude-breaks-8-chopsticks-with-a-dollar.html</guid></item><item><title>IT Guy Vs Dumb Employees</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/it-guy-vs-dumb-employees.html</link><description>Some &lt;a href='http://www.thewebsiteisdown.com'&gt;poor IT guy&lt;/a&gt; is forced to pause his Halo game in order to deal with a bunch of dumb employees who are absolute morons. Voices have been altered to protect identities, it's not a company of elves.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=mpKrHpHDte9yj5sP3STHqw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:16:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/it-guy-vs-dumb-employees_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/it-guy-vs-dumb-employees.html</guid></item><item><title>Horse Doesn't Want To Ride Today</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/horse-doesnt-want-to-ride-today.html</link><description>Something tells me that this horse just didn't want to go for a run today. Sort of like me every day.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=yLPZJOcjK8%2bPckJeZEpB4Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:01:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/horse-doesnt-want-to-ride-today_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/horse-doesnt-want-to-ride-today.html</guid></item><item><title>Little Kid Breaks Arm</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/little-kid-breaks-arm.html</link><description>I seriously don't know what to say about this clip except, WTF?  This kid apparently gets angry at his parents and breaks his arm out of retailation.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=Gjkj89%2b1Q00UzIS%2f5egB6A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:44:14 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/little-kid-breaks-arm_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/little-kid-breaks-arm.html</guid></item><item><title>Happy Little Cat</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/happy-little-cat.html</link><description>I'm really not a big fan of cats but I guess their is one thing we have in common after all.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=TDQ4rbI5jUhGvL4vxGiMyw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:36:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/happy-little-cat_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/happy-little-cat.html</guid></item><item><title>Demonstrator Gets Run Over</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/demonstrator-gets-run-over.html</link><description>I honestly don't know who I side with in this clip. Obviously the dude in the car is wrong but seriously, do you need to inconvenience traffic to prove your point.  I'm not a fan of high gas prices either but you won't see me demonstrating by riding my bike on a train track.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=7yyT4%2fDu9p6JgOhDH8PeEw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 05:05:16 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/demonstrator-gets-run-over_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/demonstrator-gets-run-over.html</guid></item><item><title>Super Sized Slip And Slide</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/super-sized-slip-and-slide.html</link><description>These guys build a huge slip and slide and get a bunch of hot chicks to test it out.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=KG1%2bqyYvHDj1wxB0ElTobQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 04:57:04 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/super-sized-slip-and-slide_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/super-sized-slip-and-slide.html</guid></item><item><title>Grandma Gets Interesting Birthday Present</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/grandma-gets-interesting-birthday-present.html</link><description>Grandma is always so hard to shop for on birthdays and holidays. But this family finally found the gift that keeps on giving.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=%2fGrM9kMFvujcOOVdA%2fQZdg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 19:47:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/grandma-gets-interesting-birthday-present_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/grandma-gets-interesting-birthday-present.html</guid></item><item><title>Erik Estrada Attacked By Little Person</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/erik-estrada-attacked-by-little-person.html</link><description>Between high gas prices, the terrible economy and the war in Iraq I can’t believe we also need to be on the look out for flying little people.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=MzR9NbDUci09ic3%2f2gftJQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 19:44:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/erik-estrada-attacked-by-little-person_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/erik-estrada-attacked-by-little-person.html</guid></item><item><title>Bad Pass Knocks Out Cheerleader</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/bad-pass-knocks-out-cheerleader.html</link><description>This guy makes a pass that's about 4 feet over his teammates head and ends up knocking out an unsuspecting cheerleader.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=TZt8vfRsvnCPGGuGy9jCDg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:55:20 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/bad-pass-knocks-out-cheerleader_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/bad-pass-knocks-out-cheerleader.html</guid></item><item><title>Honey I'm Home</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/honey-im-home.html</link><description>This guy races back to his junkyard home and doesn't bother to hit the brakes as he slams into his wife's new truck at 40mph.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=SZzlMiSuwfbxvwmru6c%2bkA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 15:19:55 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/honey-im-home_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/honey-im-home.html</guid></item><item><title>Obstacle Course Fail</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/obstacle-course-fail.html</link><description>These kids build an obstacle course on their driveway and this dude takes a nasty looking fall trying to beat the record time.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=e6pALwFrcMFK1FgRXSf2vQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 15:14:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/obstacle-course-fail_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/obstacle-course-fail.html</guid></item><item><title>Drunk Angry Midget Gets Owned</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/drunk-angry-midget-gets-owned.html</link><description>If I was a midget forced to wear a leprechaun outfit I would be drunk and angry pretty much all the time. But I wouldn't start fights because I'd always try to remember that I was still just a little guy.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=sIOjomF07iUPvDwGbdfs6A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 22:08:34 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/drunk-angry-midget-gets-owned_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/drunk-angry-midget-gets-owned.html</guid></item><item><title>Girlfriend Completely Owned</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/girlfriend-completely-owned.html</link><description>Girlfriend goes out for a smoke and ends up getting completely owned. This is a pretty good way to guarantee that you will not be getting any for a month. </description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=mdMlbkUwL6gfZWxLfRe77w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 21:30:23 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/girlfriend-completely-owned_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/girlfriend-completely-owned.html</guid></item><item><title>Dude Cries On Slingshot Ride</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/dude-cries-on-slingshot-ride.html</link><description>This guy takes a date to an amusement park and starts to cry because the slingshot ride is too scary for him. </description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=wS3WGj3IaVk%2b8PbIi1Vr7A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 15:17:23 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/dude-cries-on-slingshot-ride_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/dude-cries-on-slingshot-ride.html</guid></item><item><title>Warehouse Sprinkler Accident</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/warehouse-sprinkler-accident.html</link><description>Hilarity results when this warehouse worker accidentally sets off the sprinkler. It gets even better when he tries to fix it...</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=u9Y4bqEM3uk4ZT1xDvi9cg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 20:53:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/warehouse-sprinkler-accident_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/warehouse-sprinkler-accident.html</guid></item><item><title>Braking A Little Too Hard</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/braking-a-little-too-hard.html</link><description>I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that I think this guy slammed on the brakes a little too hard.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=waNCo2qHl98RFZOz%2fGRvKA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 20:50:13 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/braking-a-little-too-hard_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/braking-a-little-too-hard.html</guid></item><item><title>Future Break.com Face Planter In Training</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/future-breakcom-face-planter-in-training.html</link><description>I see a lot of potential with this kid.  If he sticks with it we may be witnessing the early stages of something very special here.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=I%2fMahH8mvKMDX55h7zV73w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 16:28:58 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/future-breakcom-face-planter-in-training_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/future-breakcom-face-planter-in-training.html</guid></item><item><title>Dynamic Architecture In Dubai</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/dynamic-architecture-in-dubai.html</link><description>These are some prototype's of some planned skyscrapers to be built in Dubai and Russia that have rotating floors.  As cool as this looks I think I'll be more than happy in my non-moving house.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=jHfGtFKJA5VIwj4IEHWZHQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 16:26:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/dynamic-architecture-in-dubai_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/dynamic-architecture-in-dubai.html</guid></item><item><title>Medicine Ball To Face</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/medicine-ball-to-face.html</link><description>This dude is being taught a medicine ball workout and he ends up nailing himself in the face with the ball.</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=Jq80QEhDyirJNiXP62UoKg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 03:21:46 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="video/mp4" url="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/medicine-ball-to-face_1.mp4" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/medicine-ball-to-face.html</guid></item></channel></rss>